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Mleker

Mleker is that kinky, romantic guy whos often bisexual and loves everyone, but is not that easy to accept other people into his life and he can have a pretty smal penis. The name is pretty rare but most common in sweden
Person 1: Oh that mleker guy is so hot
Person 2: oh yeah.
by Dustycat June 29, 2018
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Melker

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.
by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019
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Melker

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!
by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022
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Melker

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.
Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand
by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018
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Meeker Middle School

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks
Damn those Meeker Middle School kids always be acting like little bitches
by Yourmovemeeker January 23, 2019
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Melker

Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.
Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend
by Melker the legend December 11, 2016
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Meeker

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.
Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"
by EWalker November 12, 2011
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