Mleker 

Mleker is that kinky, romantic guy whos often bisexual and loves everyone, but is not that easy to accept other people into his life and he can have a pretty smal penis. The name is pretty rare but most common in sweden

Person 1: Oh that mleker guy is so hot
Person 2: oh yeah.

Mleker by Dustycat June 29, 2018

Melker 

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.

Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.

Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019

Melker 

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

Melker by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

Melker 

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

Melker by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018

Meeker Middle School 

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks

Damn those Meeker Middle School kids always be acting like little bitches

Meeker Middle School by Yourmovemeeker January 23, 2019

Melker 

Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.

Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend

Melker by Melker the legend December 11, 2016

Meeker 

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.

Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"

Meeker by EWalker November 12, 2011