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Wet match in a dark room
Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
Wet match in a dark room by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010
Go shove a match in your dick and light it!
A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
Go shove a match in your dick and light it! by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
match in the dust
something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.
match in the dust by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
Match in the patch
When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.
Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.
Match in the patch by Meatdick April 19, 2018
match in the patch
When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
match in the patch by Meatdick April 21, 2018
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