Mitch in 

To step up and get er done with a little cajun flavor and style

With everything breaking down he knew it was time to mitch in

Mitch in by Bossman65 March 23, 2021

<.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Mitch In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Mitch In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Mitch In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Mitch In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.> by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Wet match in a dark room 

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

Wet match in a dark room by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

match in the dust 

something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.

"If Biden gets elected, America is going to be a match in the dust"

match in the dust by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

Match in the patch 

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.

Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.

Match in the patch by Meatdick April 19, 2018

match in the patch 

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

match in the patch by Meatdick April 21, 2018