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mistah J 

a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.

Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl

Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature

Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
mistah J by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Mistah J 

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it November 3, 2021

mistah J 

Internet antagonist and anti Eboy, known for being pretty…..malevolent
Mistah J being himself is the worst self help advice anyone can take

nobody likes mistah J and it makes sense

mistah J mistah J mistah J

one push a day keeps J away
mistah J by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022

Mistah J 

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it October 27, 2021

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.
Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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