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Mistach

Forgetting to add the attachment before sending your email
I thought you were going to send it to me.......Classic Mistach.
by Father Chime June 13, 2015
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mistah J

a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.

Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl

Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature

Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021
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Mistah J

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
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mistah J

Internet antagonist and anti Eboy, known for being pretty…..malevolent
Mistah J being himself is the worst self help advice anyone can take

nobody likes mistah J and it makes sense

mistah J mistah J mistah J

one push a day keeps J away
by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022
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Mistah J

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
by Postage it October 27, 2021
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molasses mustache

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.
Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!
by show up cat November 19, 2014
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