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Another not so well known slang for marijuana. Also can be spelled Missy Jay or Missi Jey, depending on your location.
"Is Missy J coming over for a visit?"
Missy J by Alli Dee November 6, 2007
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Miss J. Alexander, Runway Diva Coach Extraordinaire™, is one of the judges, and the runway coach on Americas Next Top Model.
Miss J. started as a model, hitting the catwalks of Paris (JPG), Tokyo and all over the world in his teens. Models would ask him before shows about their struts and he gave them pointers on their runway struts and things of that nature, and ever since then he became well regarded in the fashion community for his skills at breaking in the models into fierce divas with fabulously ridiculous ferocious struts.
Most of the household name supermodels you know prob. perfected their struts from Miss J's teachings.
Miss J. Tells it like it is all the time on the show, and when she talks, bitches better listen! Always keeping Realness.
Miss J. is the reason I watch top model, bitch brings the fierceness.
Miss J by I <3 Ms. J. June 19, 2009
miss j by donkey silly man May 23, 2017
The biggest fag in the world. He is a run way model that stars on the show AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL. He dresses like a female 90% of the time.
Miss J is a runway model and coach.
Miss J by Double DP February 2, 2009
A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
Messy J by braille February 28, 2013

Miss jes. 

A cartoon character, having dark pigtails, big black boots, and usually smoking. Drawn in sharpie marker. Found mostly in Philadelphia and New Jersey. Word bubbles include (but are not limited to) "Miss jes. hates you; Miss jes. loves you."

Also, one who takes the sadistic role in sadomasochistic sexual activities.

Drunk, stoner, rad hair and makeup.
Stranger: "yo, that chick is so rad. I wanna take a picture with her, an touch her hair."

Responder: "Miss jes. hates you."
Miss jes. by Slavegirl October 22, 2012

i miss joon 

a phrase often used by namjoon-biased fans when he hasn’t posted on twitter in 2+ days
@bts_twt: *inactive*

army: i miss joon.
i miss joon by 2seokrise April 7, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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