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miss jones 

Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.

I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.
Miss Jones is roughly equivalent to what you shit out every day, only worse.
miss jones by Not 97 May 7, 2005

miss jones 

Hot 97 DJ that is racist against ASIANS.
Miss Jones says Chinks & Chinamen were swept away from the Tsunami, the dumb bitch doesnt even know that China was far far and away from the Tsunami.
miss jones by s January 31, 2005

Miss Jones 

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.
I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!
Miss Jones by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016

Miss Bowen-Jones 

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.
OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!
Miss Bowen-Jones by Dominic June 25, 2004

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026