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dumb ass bitch that is dumb and is a bitch who is a DJ on hot 97

bitch ass better get her ass fired

miss jones by Dong Woo January 24, 2005

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miss jones

Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.

I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.

Miss Jones is roughly equivalent to what you shit out every day, only worse.

miss jones by Not 97 May 7, 2005

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miss jones

Hot 97 DJ that is racist against ASIANS.

Miss Jones says Chinks & Chinamen were swept away from the Tsunami, the dumb bitch doesnt even know that China was far far and away from the Tsunami.

miss jones by s January 31, 2005

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Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

Miss Jones by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016

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Miss Bowen-Jones

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.

OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!

Miss Bowen-Jones by Dominic June 25, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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