Mr./Miss Pretentious 

A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.

Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)

Mr./Miss Pretentious by Mr. Pretentious October 30, 2008

Mrs/Miss Barnes 

Usually a school teacher

Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.

Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’

Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc

‘’Do you have miss/mrs Barnes for anything? She’s awful!’
‘she’s a real mrs/miss barnes’

Mrs/Miss Barnes by ihatereligion March 13, 2018