Mishkanta
A prank where you shove toothpaste up someone's ass when there sleeping, causing an extreme burning sensation
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Mishkaya
Also responds to Ladybug, is a very rare person who is loved by gummy bears. Mishkayas make excellent girlfriends and tend to brighten the whole world.
Mishkaya is the best girlfriend ever.
mishkunta
Placing a full toothpaste bottle in ones asshole, squeezing the contents of the bottle into said asshole. The toothpaste then hardens, making it a pretty shitty situation.
I once Mishkunta'd this chick because she wasn't down to take it in the asshole. Now she has no asshole.
mishkunta by MishkuntaMan July 2, 2015
Mishkat
Mishkat is a very supportive person. She is creative and a great cook. She doesn’t let people take over her and is very independent. Mishkat had few insecurities but she doesn’t ever show them. If you break her heart she will make your life a living hell. She backs up her friends and will fight you if needed. She might seem quite and innocent but she will take out her inner devil when needed.
Mishkat by cassandrabelitty November 25, 2018
mishkaath
Mishkaath is your typical shortstack who won't admit she's shorter than you and the local preschoolers
mishkaath by baby bananawani September 15, 2021
mishant
A derivative of Me and Shouldn't (Shant). As if spoken by a laid back Rastafarian/Jamaican character.
mishant by Mitch_Kramer May 17, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026