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Misconfused 

When you are misguided and confused at the same time.
Ram:Why did you mixed water with coffee?
Sham: I was misconfused.

MISCONFUSION 

When a confused person runs into a misunderstanding.
I took that phone message, maybe, but I'm not sure what they wanted. I'm sorry, my bad...misconfusion.
MISCONFUSION by Brettleby January 4, 2012

Misconfusication

A popular misconception accepted by a group of misinformed people; usually based on something real, and supported by claims that seem to lend it credibility by association but, which is itself false. A problem created by assumption rather than fact checking. Perpetuated by passing that false information to others.
Hey, that FB article you told me about reading, the one about scientists from MIT creating a pig that could fly, that was misconfusication yo! You left out the part about them strapping it to a rocket!
Misconfusication by Click1978 April 11, 2015

Disconfused 

The state of being somewhat confused BUT not exactly, Not sure what the hell is going on BUT have some idea; In BUT also out of the loop
1. (A. American) It aint my fault you and your crew disconfused nigga!
2. (Colonized) Do not Fret John; you seem to be disconfused about the matter. Let me explain.
Disconfused by Akbar Abdul December 26, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026