mis huevos 

literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my Ass" is used in english.

mike:"Tengo mil dolares"
Ike: "Mis huevos"

mis huevos by martin2006 January 10, 2009

Mis huevos 

Mexican slang.

Literal translation is my testicles but it’s used by men and women.

It can be used as a swear word but also to swear on something that’s a matter of great importance, ranked somewhere between merely promising something and swearing something on your mother as it’s your testicles or the next best thing you’re putting on the line.

As a swear word, it can simply be used to discredit someone who just said something you find silly and hard to believe. In the same sense, the person uttering it is also suggesting to some extent that something is so uncredible that they might as well put their balls on the table.

Mexico is going to win the world cup this time.

Mis huevos.

Think about it: There’s the home advantage and in the last two instances Mexico hosted it didn’t go to a european.

Are you sure?

Mis huevos.

*feigns belief by popping his mouth wide open for an indefinite amount of time as a demonstration of fake astonishment*

Mis huevos by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 2, 2024

mis huevos en tu arroz 

slang term, huevos means eggs or testicles, en tu arroz means rice,there is a meal in south America called eggs on top of rice, "huevos en arroz", in this slang meaning "my balls on your rice"
when you don't believe something that somebody is telling you or denying something.

Oye que crees que me paso ayer? me gane la loteria, ay si... mis huevos en tu arroz.
Me prestas tu coche? no, mis huevos en tu arroz que te lo presto. = guess what? I won the lotery yesterday, Yeah right dude!
Can i borrow your car? no you got to be crazy if you think that's happening.

mis huevos en tu arroz by Chupapachito October 30, 2008

chupa mis huevos 

Suck on my balls

White girls love to chupa mis huevos

chupa mis huevos by Killaaaa.T July 23, 2014

chupo mis huevos 

suck my dick

chupo mis huevos

chupo mis huevos by Layla Ortega October 8, 2009