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Miroslava 

One of the sweetest girls you’ll ever find. Always knows how to make you smile. Loves neutral colors. She’s always there for you when you need her, great with moral support. Absolutely gorgeous, stunning. Her smile is contagious. You’d be lucky if she lets you close to her. Although she has a strict household, she has loving parents and siblings She’s just a beautiful sunflower(girasol):)
Hey!! Miroslava can you help me wash the dishes;)
Miroslava by ElGuerito November 12, 2020

Miroslava 

a pretty but inside very messy girl. she is what everyone wants she is the definition of perfect but she has secrets. Many want them, but nobody gets them. Her brown long hair, her sparkling eyes, her sweet smile and her personable manner. She was the best thing that happened to me.
my love miroslava
Miroslava by foreverlonely November 22, 2021

Ricardo Milos 

Very sexy and intriguing man of Brazilian descent. He is known for a video posted in 2010 featuring him dancing with an American flag thong and a red bandana. Despite what ‘DillKosher’ said in his definition, The video is in fact very good for children to watch, seeing as he is an "adult role-model". He may also be referred to as “The first thing you see when you enter heaven”.
Who is Ricardo Milos?
Some guy in a thong. Please DO watch it

Myrtle Mimosa 

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
Myrtle Mimosa by probably scott November 2, 2018

Ricardo Milos 

He is the man in an American thong, red bandanna who has recently not been active online anymore. We miss him a lot and want him to come back.
Guy 1: Have you seen Ricardo Milos anywhere?
Guy 2: Sorry mate haven't seen him online yet.
Guy 1: I hope he's okay

microsniffer 

A brown-nosing teacher's pet type whose subtle behavior flies under most people's radar.
My office mate's reputation for being a charismatic microsniffer is well-known by the old timers.
microsniffer by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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