Miracle Ho

When you're at a club, meet someone in the last hour of the club being open, then end up sleeping with her.

"Dude, I found a Miracle Ho at 1:15 AM when that girl you saw me with bolted early... I told you it was my night!"

Miracle Ho by 360 Mafia October 19, 2008

HOST AA Miracle 

The sad sad result of an alcoholic who failed at the police academy. HOST AA Miracle can't be out in the field stopping terrorists from blowing up buildings, so instead they sit in AOL chatrooms and gag 10 year olds who swear online.

YOLT: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS

OnlineHost: YOLT has left the room.

HOST AA Miracle: =qpermagag YOLT

HOST AA Miracle by YOLT August 13, 2003

miracleworker 

Usually said sarcastically about someone who must complete an apparently simple task

All I have to do is teach simple slang words.
Why do I feel like such a miracleworker?

miracleworker by nick_g July 15, 2011