Minnesota Timberwolf

During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.

I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.

Minnesota Timberwolf by Muck Pentagram March 9, 2021

Minnesota Timberwolves 

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.

dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go

Minnesota Timberwolves by mrllama11 January 24, 2010

Minnesota Timberwolves 

One of the worst basketball teams ever.

And I can say that because I'm from MN

Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."

Minnesota Timberwolves by Raina J. April 29, 2011

Minnesota Timberwolves 

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.

"The Minnesota Timberwolves are unlucky"

Minnesota Timberwolves by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021

minnesota timberwolves 

Ricky Davis is one of the leagues most exciting players, and one of the best dunkers as well. Mike James is one of the most underated players in the league. Randy Foye is probably the best rookie coming outta this draft. Kevin Garnett is simply one of the best players in the NBA.

Watch out for the TWolves in 06.

KG needs a ring. Time to get him one...

Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...

minnesota timberwolves by Big Ticket September 16, 2006