Minnernet

(Noun) The internet used on small devices such as a phone as opposed to a regular computer or laptop.

The 3G or 4G Network on a phone.

Sabia: "What are you doing with your phone?"
DJ: "Going to the minnernet."

by Rengaw April 2, 2010

winnernet

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.

man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!

by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

innernet

The same as internet

Howdy stranger, I was surfing the innernet just now.

by JaneWM November 27, 2003

minternet

Muslim-internet. Kind of like muslim twitter, except not.

Abdul: yo does Ramadan start on the fourth or the fifth
Zane: idk bro check the minternet

by savvysav29 April 6, 2019

McInternet

The free wifi accessible at any McDonalds

Just go to Macca's and order their McInternet!

by JD19 February 27, 2011

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004