(Min-Iz-Er-Eez) A mental disease that gives you the ability to constantly pronounce words. incorrectly. The word was created when a young man pronounced the word 'Miniseries' as Min-iz-er-eez when looking at a DVD for BlackBeard the Miniseries. This disease is commonly found in older people including your mom.
Man: Hey can I have one of those ummm Cinnamum Lattes?
Girl: (Makes Latte and Man leaves) (She says to her friend) Hah that guy totally has a case of Miniseries.
Mother: I want the Salmon, but put that spicy Caynine pepper sauce on the side
Son: Mom! It's pronounced Ki-Anne! Don't have Miniseries!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.