(Min-Iz-Er-Eez) A mental disease that gives you the ability to constantly pronounce words. incorrectly. The word was created when a young man pronounced the word 'Miniseries' as Min-iz-er-eez when looking at a DVD for BlackBeard the Miniseries. This disease is commonly found in older people including your mom.
Man: Hey can I have one of those ummm Cinnamum Lattes?
Girl: (Makes Latte and Man leaves) (She says to her friend) Hah that guy totally has a case of Miniseries.
Mother: I want the Salmon, but put that spicy Caynine pepper sauce on the side
Son: Mom! It's pronounced Ki-Anne! Don't have Miniseries!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.