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Mini Max 

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
Mini Max by TheManThing November 22, 2017
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Minimaxing 

Trying to get the most out of situation by reducing the negatives outcomes to a minimum and increasing the positive outcomes to the maximum. Widely used in videogames jargon. Certain games have a specific set of rules available to the player and can be exploited in such manner.
The term "Minimax" is a mathematical concept applied in fields such as game theory, artificial intelligence, algorithmics, etc.
- I need this armor to increase my strenght and this boots to increase speed while mantaining load capacity...
- Come on! Stop minimaxing... You're stripping the fun out of the game!
Minimaxing by linkark January 2, 2020
(verb) Attempting to click the mimimize button on your browser to avoid it being seen by someone and accidentally hitting maximize.
Bob got fired after minimaxing porno in front of his boss.
minimax by Michael AKA Rosy March 23, 2006
The combination of the words minimum and max minus to mean to put forth the minimum effort to achieve the maximum result.
I tell my students all the time that they need to work smarter, not harder, it’s the principle or minimax!
Minimax by LingDanc803 December 8, 2022

Minimaxing 

Me and my friend were minimaxing cleaning the floor.
Minimaxing by Nrgfusion7 August 24, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008