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A penis that gets erected over inanimate objects, especially bananas. Too quickly for its own good. It's stays in a manic state of vertical direction for up to two days.

This context of the word Minhaal derives from ancient Aztec tribes as the leader of the sexual pleasure sacrifices, in which the most prized Aztec mask would be masturbated over for several days.
Person 1: Ahhh, banana, sooth my sexual needs.
Person 2: Dude, what is THAT?
Person 1: My Minhaal. *Smiles provocatively*
Minhaal by Monster_erection December 31, 2009
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A girl who is beautiful has good humour and who is weird. Minaal's are girls who like to do things on their own. Some Minaal's like to brag about things and some are not as independent or mannered. Minaal's are very smart, they act weird sometimes and people think that they are dumb, but in the inside, they are smart.
Man: "Yo that chick looks like a Minaal, look how weird she is."
Woman: "I wish I was as beautiful as Minaal, look at how pretty she looks with make-up and the boys surrounding her."
Minaal by masterofdefinitions November 10, 2015
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The most perfect girl on this planet she is my love and my life and she makes me so happy i could'nt live without her she is

Smart

Beautiful
Cute
Intelligent
Sexy

And perfect

but most importantly she is mine

i love you Mishaal

Jake
mishaal by Jakeyboy392 May 9, 2014

minhalena 

1)A person that is cute inside and out.
My friend safuan is SOO minhalena!!!
minhalena by ily more April 6, 2016
Minaal is the most prettiest girl and is beautiful inside out. She is a girl who understands everyone and excepts everyone no matter who they are. Minaal is also someone who LOVES to give and receive long tight hugs especially from guys. She can be very crazy and funny if you get to know her really well even tho she can be shy when u first meet her. Minaal is overall a very loyal, kind and sexy looking chick.
OMG that person seems to be such a Minaal!
Minaal by name definitionssssss April 30, 2019
A super-sexy girl who is FIIIIINE. She has a love of animals, she has a charming laugh, she can party all night, and this girl can burn them marshmallows. Minhals are typically of Pakistani or Persian origin, mostly from the Middle East and also Pakistan. Minhals are supercute and extremely photogenic, but one quality they lack is subtlety. They often outright ASK for food instead of being intelligent and getting it themselves.
"Can I have a smoothie?"
"Don't be such a Minhal, get it yourself, you son of a biscuit."
Minhal by BurnedMarshmallows October 24, 2011
an extremely amazing boy who is also kind of an ass sometimes. it is very difficult for girls to stop being into him, which makes other relationshps very difficult.
dammit, i need to break up with my boyfriend because i still fucking love minhal! (even though he already broke my heart)
minhal by McFinnigan April 3, 2009
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