Mindarie
A very snobby suburb, known by most as Min-fucking-darie. There are plenty of self-entitled, snooty bitches who enjoy their meals at their marina, and arrogant titfaced men riding their boats around trying to impress the snooty bitches there because they suffer from a micropenis.
A vey hilly suburb, with some expensive af houses. You will never get hit by a Toyota in this suburb, mostly because they don't know what broke looks like. Probably don't even know what a BMW is, these people ride in style in their blacked out Range Rovers.
Everybody has money in this suburb, and they're very afraid to spend it. But that's okay, because every year, the people come together on their 90th story balcony and watch the New Years Eve fireworks and hope one doesn't come flying towards their fat, fucking face and broke their glass of champagne.
Highly recommend going to one of the firework shows, you might watch David get glassed.
A vey hilly suburb, with some expensive af houses. You will never get hit by a Toyota in this suburb, mostly because they don't know what broke looks like. Probably don't even know what a BMW is, these people ride in style in their blacked out Range Rovers.
Everybody has money in this suburb, and they're very afraid to spend it. But that's okay, because every year, the people come together on their 90th story balcony and watch the New Years Eve fireworks and hope one doesn't come flying towards their fat, fucking face and broke their glass of champagne.
Highly recommend going to one of the firework shows, you might watch David get glassed.
Rich bitch: 'Get outta here, you're too poor for this suburb'
Me: 'Min-fucking-darie...'
Rich bith: 'That's Mindarie to you!'
Gets ran over by an Aventador:
Me: 'Min-fucking-darie...'
Rich bith: 'That's Mindarie to you!'
Gets ran over by an Aventador:
Mindarie by Your Local Perth Guide September 6, 2020
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