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Millennialize 

When you take something that isn't from the millennial time frame and give it millenial qualities by adding fads from the millennial time frame.
Katie and Lexie repainted the renaissance painting with a fidget spinner, galaxy print, and a septum piercing in it as a way to millennialize it.
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Millennialize 

to remove any substance such as intellectual complexity, subtlety, or sophistication in favor of perceived style or swagger; to dumb down to the lowest common denominator in an attempt to appeal to everyone as often displayed by the culture, music, and arts of the Millennial Generation.
1.) J.J. Abrams Millennialized Star Trek in 2009.

2.) Ah crap I'm not going to see the new Robocop. You know they are just going to Millenialize it.

3.) Jim: "Wow old school hip hop is so much different than today's steaming pile of crap. Their lyrics used to have meaning, coherent structure, and wow they even told a story! What the hell happened?"

Jane: "Ah you know right around the late 1990s when MTV changed from showing music videos to reality TV, the only music being pushed was that that would appeal to the most people possible. Artists had to Millennialize their music to appeal to a new generation of culturually bankrupt, brainwashed, socially media addicted youth."

Jim: "Ah that makes sense. That's why music in general is just god awful these days. Well what comes next?"

Jane: "Collapse of Western Civilization.

4.) Jim: "Wow look at the difference between comedians of the past and comedians now. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, and Chris Rock were actually intelligent, edgy, and creative. How did utter lame ass morons like Dane Cook ever become popular?"

Jane: "Either Dane Cook was never that funny or he Millenialized his act."

millennialize 

when a millennial trivializes their way out of an uncomfortable conversation, or situation to avoid being wrong, or taking responsibility for their action(s) or inaction(s)
Please don't millennialize the fact that you didn't recycle that empty soda can that you left in the refrigerator again, honey. Just recycle it next time.
millennialize by Vageena Lopez July 29, 2017

millenialled 

When a Baby Boomer or Generation X individual is smacked down for technological incompetence by a Millenial. Typically because the Baby Boomer or Generation Xer is confident that the technical skills they acquired in the late 20th century are still relevant.
As Al looked up the address for a restaurant using an archaic windows 95 desktop computer through his dial-up connection, he was Millenialled when a young lad named Austin scoffed at him and showed him the power of asking Siri.

Millennialize 

To translate a Gen Z term or phrase to a Millennial’s level of understanding.
Cora: That outfit is so slay!!

Lea: so slay???
Cora: Sorry oldie….. to millennialize that for you, That fit is on fleek!
Millennialize by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026