milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

by sim simma December 3, 2004

Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

by ma6netic April 8, 2009

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019

Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!

Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!

by thecowmilker May 15, 2011

milk the cow

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

by Morgan May 4, 2004

Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina

Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.

by John the donkey November 3, 2009

Milk The Cow

To aggressively squeeze a breastfeeding woman's tits and have milk spray everywhere.

I dare you to Milk The Cow

by Imbluesmurfdad March 27, 2019