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milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.
If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
by sim simma December 3, 2004
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Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.
Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.
by ma6netic April 8, 2009
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This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow
by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019
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Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!
Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!
by thecowmilker May 15, 2011
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if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow
by Morgan May 4, 2004
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When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina
Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.
by John the donkey November 3, 2009
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To aggressively squeeze a breastfeeding woman's tits and have milk spray everywhere.
I dare you to Milk The Cow
by Imbluesmurfdad March 27, 2019
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