Milk Dud

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

by matt.gentry March 7, 2015

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003

Milk Dud

The part just inside the anus

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

Milk Dud

When a female pores milk in her rear through a beer funnel and farts in her partner's face releasing a mixture of chocolate and shit. Therefore arousing both people and then making them hungry.

I gave Johnny a wicked Milk Dud last night

by nikki_killjoy October 4, 2010

Milk Dud

A nickname for a mentally-ill mexican, usually yelled in it's general direction

Person: "MIIIILK DUUUUUUUUUD!!!!"
Mentally-ill Mexican: "MIILK DUUUD?"
Person: "MIIIIIIILK DUUUUUUUUUD!!!"
Mentally-ill Mexican: MIIIILK DUUUUUUD!!!"
Person: "Milk Dud..."
Mentally-ill Mexican: MIIIILK DUUUUUUD!!!"
(The mentally-ill mexican now knows "Persons" face, and calls him "Milk Dud")

by uf4gt September 19, 2013