Military Police 

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

Military Police by drew April 24, 2005

military police 

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.

Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.

military police by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007

Military police 

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

Military police by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Military Police Investigations 

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

Military Police Investigations by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020