Camp lejeune

A place where no matter what you do you'll get fucked.
Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.
by Lostgirl8685 November 03, 2020
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Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.
Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.
by Lostgirl8685 November 03, 2020
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