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The religion of worshiping milfs as your god
I have converted to milfism
Milfism by Milfism January 28, 2021
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Millishit 

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.
Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.
Millishit by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck If She (was) Younger.
Sam: Hey, check out my bio prof.
Johnny: Would you hit that?
Sam: Meh. She's a MILFISY.
MILFISY by Sewer Rats September 17, 2012
A person who is mature but also can be childish.
I am a little bit mildish depending on my situation.
Mildish by Bikky July 4, 2020

milfshake 

A mother that you would love to fuck that has big titties, and that you would proceed to suck on for long periods of time if presented the opportunity.
Yeah, the one with the huge melons? I would love to make a milfshake with those double d's
milfshake by whiteboyawesome August 4, 2011
A selfish man. (I don't feel that any further description is necessary, it is pretty self explanatory word and very accurately depicts men!!!!!)
God you're so bloody melfish!!!!
melfish by St-an-d October 17, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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