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Something that is as Hot as a Mother Id Like To Fuck. But isnt exactly.
This Nail Colour Is Milfish.
Milfish by Methodized May 3, 2006
Words you can keep
The religion of worshiping milfs as your god
I have converted to milfism
Milfism by Milfism January 28, 2021
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Millishit 

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.
Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.
Millishit by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck If She (was) Younger.
Sam: Hey, check out my bio prof.
Johnny: Would you hit that?
Sam: Meh. She's a MILFISY.
MILFISY by Sewer Rats September 17, 2012
A person who is mature but also can be childish.
I am a little bit mildish depending on my situation.
Mildish by Bikky July 4, 2020

milfshake 

A mother that you would love to fuck that has big titties, and that you would proceed to suck on for long periods of time if presented the opportunity.
Yeah, the one with the huge melons? I would love to make a milfshake with those double d's
milfshake by whiteboyawesome August 4, 2011
A selfish man. (I don't feel that any further description is necessary, it is pretty self explanatory word and very accurately depicts men!!!!!)
God you're so bloody melfish!!!!
melfish by St-an-d October 17, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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