Milfao 

a funny, hot mom you'd like to fuck.

Mom: Hey guys *bend over* who killed soulja boi?
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*

Milfao by Olisarus January 23, 2008

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

Milfhouse 

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

Milfhouse by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

Milford Haven 

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!

Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock

Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

Milford Cubicle 

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

Milford Cubicle by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

Milford Junction 

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

Milford Junction by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013