Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

Milf Oil by 00Dave October 1, 2011

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MILFOIL

An acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck Out In the Lake.

"Jeez, there was hella MILFOIL out at Big Island today on Lake Minnetonka! And I aint talking 'bout seaweed, ya na mean?!"

MILFOIL by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

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milfoil

The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.

Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.

milfoil by slxpluvs December 9, 2008

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milfoil

A small plant, Achillea millefolium, that grows all over North America and Europe. Means "a thousand leaves" because its leaves are so finely divided.

It can be used as an herbal remedy for colds and infections, but it must not be confused with the poisonous ground hemlock plant.

Leroy: I picked this milfoil in the woods; I can make it into a hot tea for you.

Grandma: L'awd have mercy! That's freakin' hemlock! Throw the dang stuff out, 'fore we all croak!

milfoil by JCEG January 31, 2007

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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