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An acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck Out In the Lake.
"Jeez, there was hella MILFOIL out at Big Island today on Lake Minnetonka! And I aint talking 'bout seaweed, ya na mean?!"
MILFOIL by TruckGuy May 7, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.
Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.
milfoil by slxpluvs December 9, 2008
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A small plant, Achillea millefolium, that grows all over North America and Europe. Means "a thousand leaves" because its leaves are so finely divided.

It can be used as an herbal remedy for colds and infections, but it must not be confused with the poisonous ground hemlock plant.
Leroy: I picked this milfoil in the woods; I can make it into a hot tea for you.

Grandma: L'awd have mercy! That's freakin' hemlock! Throw the dang stuff out, 'fore we all croak!
milfoil by JCEG January 31, 2007

milfilicious 

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.
My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.
milfilicious by droby December 21, 2009

milfilicious 

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.
My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.
milfilicious by droby December 21, 2009
The most gayest ship name to call people who you think belong together,as in lovers,might as well make them fall in love using “milfil” maybeee they’ll catch feelings if you want them to
EYO MILFIL WHAT’S UP”

“WHAT IS MILFIL?”

OH IT’S YOU GUYS
Milfil by Hehehehehhehehehehehe October 8, 2021

Milf Oil 

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".
Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.
Milf Oil by 00Dave October 1, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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