Miley-Virus
Also known as M-Virus,this is even worse than AIDS. Happens when talking or having contact with Miley Cyrus. BEWARE OF THIS DISEASE. Always have a miley-repellent,an anti-miley banner,anti-miley shirt,and never,EVER talk or have contact with miley. About 316,028 people died of this disease.
Victim1: *screams* MILEY!! I LOVE YOU!!
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her
Miley: Hey fans!
*2 weeks later*
Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes...
Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!!
Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom.
*Both victims die of the M-Virus*
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her
Miley: Hey fans!
*2 weeks later*
Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes...
Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!!
Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom.
*Both victims die of the M-Virus*
Miley-Virus by Light Dragon March 13, 2011
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