A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.
Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.
by MileHighFive December 3, 2025
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