verb. To spend an inordinate amount of time at work after hours without compensation.

adj. explains feelings of shock and a sense of being dumbfounded that a person would let themselves be such a tool, most often used in the context of being a tool to a corporation.

noun. a tool of this sort who lets him/herself be used by their company, and who neglects friends and family over work.

Origins are Japanese, and the Japanese subculture of the sarariman.

EXAMPLES:
verb.
"Womack got sucked into that meeting right before he was gonna' jet!"
"Dawg, that nigga got mikunied!"

adj.
"Kay was at the office 'til 2AM!"
"That is mikuni!"

noun.
"He is such a tool."
"Yeah, he's a mikuni."

mikuni by tonchinkan November 5, 2007

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Mikuism

The religion of worshipping Hatsune Miku. This religion relates to the worship, love, and acceptance of our lord, Miku.

"Hey man, are you a follower of Mikuism?"
"Yeah bro come to worship with me there's a potluck!"

Mikuism by Priest of Mikuism October 17, 2019

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Mikuni

In Armenian, Mikuni translates to:
1) Stop Bullshiting
2) Stop fucking around
3) *Literal* Don't fuck it

Person 1: "I heard that hakop got head from one of the teachers"
Person 2: "Mikuni"

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Person 1: *Keeps poking person 2*
Person 2: "MIKUNI ARA"

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Person 1: "Bozi axchi has such a nice ass"
Person 2: "Mikuni"

Mikuni by Tnglis Aper April 10, 2017

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mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.

"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"

mikusexual by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021

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mikansmilk

mikansmilk is one of the most amazing people in the world.

Oh my gosh mikansmilk is so nice!
mikansmilk is so cool!!

mikansmilk by mikansmilk February 15, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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