A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing
people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include
literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy
dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude
people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks
four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest
guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like
big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish
dude who eats the rude.
Person 1: Did you see that
French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry
baby for his
parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
