A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He'
s known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing
people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond'
s balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude
people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on
Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he'
s sweet and
humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I
don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond'
s balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was
pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his
parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
