The Mayoress of Funky Town, one so highly desired and greatly sought after. Her beauty is so incredibly blinding that whole armies have been known to turn against each other.

Mikiela's are usually known to be Inappropriate, Unpredictable, Insatiable

Mikiela by Gummy Sue February 4, 2010

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Mikeism

The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language

In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .

Mikeism by SouthCo October 30, 2018

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mikias

a super buff dude who rocks at every sport. some suspect he's on roids but it's all natural. he has amazing looks, is suppper sexy and every girl wants him!!!

girl 1: "ohh did u see that perfect guy that just walked by" ....

girl 2: "OMG that's Mikias!!!!"

mikias by zjzj November 10, 2010

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Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)

I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩

Mikesexual by Bigboypants March 11, 2021

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Mikesexual

A sexual orientation wherein someone experiences attraction towards those with the name 'Mike'

"Sorry, I am not interested in you, David. I am mikesexual."

Mikesexual by iLoveMikeForever1993 May 9, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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