Mahyar is an amazing man. He’s incredibly sweet and good looking. His eyes will just consume you, his smile will make you breathless. If you have a Mahyar in your life, don’t let him go, you’re going to need him.
Friend: hey who is that?
Me: my husband Mahyar.
Friend: damnnnn you’re lucky!!!
A persian hero. Mahyar is charming, a smooth operator, a people pleaser, a hopeless romantic and as indivdual as they come with a big sof heart. He loves all things beautiful especially women and BMWs. He is the life of parties when he wants to be if he's not too busy daydreaming. He exudes charm and warmth and you can't help but fall in love with him at first sight.
Mahyar - Kourosh's advisor and right hand man, a heroicGeneral.
Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.
Super spunky awesome guy that knows how to get it onn.
He is clearly indian and is really good.
Everyone should and does love him because he is the greatest.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*