Someone who sucks at / hates / gets stressed out by giving gifts. We all know these people. Gift cards were created for these people. It turns out 80% of the population are mifters living among us.
Me: "What'd your husband get you for your birthday?"
You: "A gift card. Again."
Me: "What a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mother--in-law for her birthday?"
You: "Nothing yet, still looking."
Me: "Haven't you been looking for weeks?"
You: "Yeah, I get so stressed out giving gifts. I can't decide since I don't want to give the wrong thing."
Me: "You're such a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mom?"
You: "A gift card."
Me: "Again?"
You: "It's fast, it's easy."
Me: "What a mifter."
You: "A gift card. Again."
Me: "What a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mother--in-law for her birthday?"
You: "Nothing yet, still looking."
Me: "Haven't you been looking for weeks?"
You: "Yeah, I get so stressed out giving gifts. I can't decide since I don't want to give the wrong thing."
Me: "You're such a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mom?"
You: "A gift card."
Me: "Again?"
You: "It's fast, it's easy."
Me: "What a mifter."
by BlueMylz August 14, 2019
by Soggysock August 17, 2018