Mifter 

Someone who sucks at / hates / gets stressed out by giving gifts. We all know these people. Gift cards were created for these people. It turns out 80% of the population are mifters living among us.

Me: "What'd your husband get you for your birthday?"
You: "A gift card. Again."
Me: "What a mifter."

Me: "What'd you get your mother--in-law for her birthday?"
You: "Nothing yet, still looking."
Me: "Haven't you been looking for weeks?"
You: "Yeah, I get so stressed out giving gifts. I can't decide since I don't want to give the wrong thing."
Me: "You're such a mifter."

Me: "What'd you get your mom?"
You: "A gift card."
Me: "Again?"
You: "It's fast, it's easy."
Me: "What a mifter."

Mifter by BlueMylz August 14, 2019

Mifter 

An ugly person

"I got laid last night, but she was a right mifter"

Mifter by Soggysock August 17, 2018

Mister P 

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

Mister P by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

ur sister a mister 

The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.

David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*

ur sister a mister by urmom_gay_slayer_no_u_xddd March 15, 2018

bear down for midterms 

A phrase used during midterms to indicate the need to really "bear down."

It's midterms time, people have to "bear down," study hard, and get to work. It's "bear down for midterms."

bear down for midterms by Professor Professorstein December 17, 2020

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011