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A person who sucks the discharge out of a prostitute's vagina with a straw.
Jessie loved the prostitutes and was a huge miffner.
The people from Bracebridge love to call each other miffners cause that is their pass time.
Miffner by annonemy January 12, 2010
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Meffer by LDLDLDLDsss November 30, 2018
When someone doesn’t look their best
Rahh you look meffers
Meffers by ninaxxxxxxxxx November 24, 2020
The last name of a pussy who takes his anger out on his girlfriend for no reason at all.
“Richard was being rude today
“well he’s a Meffert, what do you expect.”
Meffert by clav19 July 6, 2022

Richard Meffert 

A football player with rock hard abs, but is super mean to his dogs. He’s a super sensitive mammas boy…he’s also 50% gay for his best friend Quentin. RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG 🚩 🚩🚩
“Richard Meffert was acting kinda sus today
“Well ya he’s gay for Quentin
Richard Meffert by clav19 July 7, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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