Middletown Pennsylvania

Middletown, Pennsylvania is the oldest town in Dauphin County and is among the most dreadful also. Once a town full of 19th century money, it is now a conglomeration of white and ethnic trash that thrive on section 8 living. The town is host to the lovely TMI - Three Mile Island nuclear power plant that might as well have obliterated the town in its' near meltdown back in the late 1970's. The town is now just a hodge-podge of poorly maintained vinyl and aluminum sided structures that somewhat resemble ghetto housing, cops that are notorius for overstepping their boundaries and citizens that resemble skid row. Don't waste your time, energy or thoughts on this deplorable place.

"Oh yes, Middletown Pennsylvania is the ghetto located in Dauphin County near Three Mile Island and Pennstate Harrisburg.

Middletown Pennsylvania by YoBabyGayDaddy February 28, 2012

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Middletown, Pennsylvania

A small town in Pennsylvania, where no one likes the mayor. The place to be is J&Js. Yuck yuck is a local legend. All the girls have bleach blonde hair thats been died five times or more and wear too much eyeliner. Whenever anyone calls 911 theres four cop cars, two ambulances and a swat team. You know that "West is the Best, East is the Least, and Central has Potential." . Your parents sign papers that allow the school to give you drugs so you don't get cancer if TMI burns down. People take the day off school for opening day of hershey park. Cona Cabana is the place for ice cream. Everyone knows everyone.

OMG! did you hear about that girl from Middletown, Pennsylvania?

Middletown, Pennsylvania by FridaLivery October 11, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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