Pearson Middle School

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A place where you realize that nobody loves you and you are a piece of shit. The hallways smell like sweaty ass and the teachers are lazy assholes. 8th grade bathrooms smell like juul 24/7 (: Best place to go if you wanna meet a bunch of faggots and clout chasers

"Hey you go to Pearson Middle School?"
"yea it sucks dick harder than your grandma"

Pearson Middle School by fuckmewithajuul March 24, 2019

pearson middle school

a fucking shit hole

i used to go to pearson middle school, thank god i left

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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