by pychopath May 14, 2015

Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?
by pleco December 28, 2005

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.
by evodievo January 13, 2009

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)
by fyrelady March 06, 2008

by i_eat_paper September 20, 2005

My microphone is broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T WORK on my computer!
by LARSTAIT November 04, 2003
