Microphones
Microphones by pychopath May 14, 2015
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Stop giving men microphones
This mean that men say rude and nasty things about women on a podcast or something else so we need to stop giving men microphones a song by Sarah Hester Ross @ sarahhesterross
Stop giving men microphones by spicyleo💗 April 14, 2022
Microphone Spamming
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008
microphone check
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013
Kurt Cobain's Microphone
A shotgun.
*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017
Microphone check
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
Microphone check by all_good_daze June 15, 2019
Meat Microphone
A description for the erect penis.
My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
Meat Microphone by rack757 November 10, 2011
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