A mipster piece of shit who likes to bully others to make himself or herself look cool in front of others. Mainly a universal cursed word that is fun to say to others
That kid is being a microc
by Fmfallday June 23, 2016
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A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
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Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021
Get the microchip mug.An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?
Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.
George: Are you going to see her again?
Jerry: ...I don't think so.
Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.
George: Are you going to see her again?
Jerry: ...I don't think so.
by craigD October 14, 2006
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Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings
Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
by ybtfny July 13, 2019
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Jim Halpert: Microgement?
Jim Halpert: Microgement?
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