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Microfart 

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.
And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
Microfart by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

Microfarting

The deliberate act of releasing a series of small, controlled farts in short intervals, typically in public settings, with the goal of minimizing audible noise and detectable odor. Microfarting is used as a risk-management strategy to avoid social embarrassment, and may also serve as a cautious test to determine whether a larger release could result in a shart.
The flight was packed, so I had to rely on microfarting the whole way.
Microfarting by Ceetothapen April 11, 2026

Micropartitino 

Omg! You have a micropartitino… well let’s try it anyway.

They alway bullied me because of my micropartitino!

Please do me a bj, with my micropartitino you won’t choke for sure.
Micropartitino by blui September 24, 2022

Micropartitino 

Omg! You have a micropartitino… well let’s try it anyway.

Girls always bullied me ‘cause of my micropartitino!

I beg you do me a bj, with my micropartitino you won’t choke fs.
Micropartitino by Blui. September 24, 2022