When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole
After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..
by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018
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