Definitions by Ceetothapen

Microfarting

The deliberate act of releasing a series of small, controlled farts in short intervals, typically in public settings, with the goal of minimizing audible noise and detectable odor. Microfarting is used as a risk-management strategy to avoid social embarrassment, and may also serve as a cautious test to determine whether a larger release could result in a shart.

The flight was packed, so I had to rely on microfarting the whole way.

Microfarting by Ceetothapen April 11, 2026