Michigan Turkey
The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Michigan Turkey by Reeducation November 23, 2020
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