micheal jordan

when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth

james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj

by james gardiner January 29, 2008

micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj

You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj

by jessica olsen Step dad July 04, 2023