The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" memeguy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.