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Michael afton 

The guy from fnaf who turns ourple over time
Neighbor " why he ourple "
Michael afton " I LOVE LEAN "

Michael afton 

A super hot guy
Oh my god, Michael afton is SO HOT 🥵
Michael afton by Dingpiss January 31, 2022

Michael Afton 

Also refered to as Lean Monster.
A Guy from the Videogame FNAF who drank too much Lean aka Purple Drank.
Michael:"I love LEAN!"
Citizen: "Ah shit it's da Lean Monster."

(Michael afton: A guy who drank too much lean)
Michael Afton by Backkeks February 17, 2022

michael afton 

The very best of humanity, who goes above and beyond doing absolutely nothing despite constantly being given important tasks. Is also literally every single person on the planet all at the same time. Synonym of A+ Person, Cassidy and the human race. Antonym of William Afton, the Z- Person.
Boy oh boy, I sure do love Michael Afton! He is the best character and goes above and beyond being the A+ Person! He’s also me.
michael afton by Realshow August 30, 2019

Michael Afton 

Was he the depressed brother or was he the foxy brother? We don’t know since it keeps changing every year. We do know that his guts get torn out because of Circus Baby
Person 1: Wow, I feel so bad for Michael Afton, his brother was so rude to him and he died for it.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Michael Afton was the rude brother!
Person 1 and 2: *starts fighting*
Michael Afton by Krattgirl124 August 9, 2020

Michael Afton 

Fnaf guy you play as in most games. He is tall and skinny, but not too skinny, more fit actually. His dad is a messed up pee paw Willy. And he killed his brother in 1983. But, he’s actually hot.
Person 1: OMG MICHAEL AFTON IS HOT
Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?
Michael Afton by anonymous February 26, 2022
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