Mom I Already Fucked. Status of MILF after being fucked. The MILF becomes MIAF.
The MIAF list (Mom I Already Fucked list) are all MILFs that you fucked.
Friend: Man did you see Ms. Kelly? She's a total MILF!
MF'er: Dude, thats the MIAF I told you about last week!
Friend: Dude check out that MILF!
MF'er: Damn, I hope I can put her on the MIAF list!
A goofy, random blob (in a good way) she is always there to make you happy, to steal your food and your phone to play games on. Miafs can come in all ages,shape and size. She’s very random yet friends with everyone. If you meet a Miaf keep her bc you’ll need her later.
A: Hey Miaf give me my phone back
Miaf: lemmejust finish this level
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.