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Mom I've Already Fucked. Founded at Packet8 by Bret The Hitman Hart.
zilla: Damn, that chicks is hot!
bret: That's a MIAF!
zilla: what?
bret: Mom I've Already Fucked!
MIAF by Fuji November 21, 2005
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Mom I Already Fucked. Status of MILF after being fucked. The MILF becomes MIAF.
The MIAF list (Mom I Already Fucked list) are all MILFs that you fucked.
Friend: Man did you see Ms. Kelly? She's a total MILF!
MF'er: Dude, thats the MIAF I told you about last week!

Friend: Dude check out that MILF!
MF'er: Damn, I hope I can put her on the MIAF list!

pronunciation: My-if
MIAF by 100 MIAF July 18, 2011
A goofy, random blob (in a good way) she is always there to make you happy, to steal your food and your phone to play games on. Miafs can come in all ages,shape and size. She’s very random yet friends with everyone. If you meet a Miaf keep her bc you’ll need her later.
A: Hey Miaf give me my phone back
Miaf: lemme just finish this level
Miaf by CakeForDayZ March 4, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026