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A mijority is the small percentage of crazy people who get so much coverage by the media that they lead others to believe they are the majority.
John Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity helped reveal the idea that insane Americans who hate Muslims, think Obama is a kenyan marxist, and Juan Williams is a bigot are actually just the mijority.
Mijority by TheGingerninja41 October 31, 2010
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When everyone does what 5 people want to do.
Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
Mijority by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020
A beautiful queen with amazing talent. Smells off honeysuckles and peonies, lives to tell the tale of her wonderful story.
If you ever meet a Mijori, just know she blessed your presence and should NEVER take that for granted. Learn to cherish her, support her, better understand her and and she will do the same.

Not for the weak hearted so if your intentions aren’t right, her intuition is always on point.
“Who’s that singing she sounds amazing ?”

“That’s Mijori, she’s better than Rihanna”
mijori by Twinkletoes_47 October 13, 2022
Something or someone was the minority but are in the process of being the majority.
Once we were the minority but are not yet the majority so we are just settling with being the mijority.
mijority by Soil Murdock December 29, 2005
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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