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Mexican love 

mexican love for california and norte amercanos es mucho grande
We have a saying in mexico about mexican love for California. " poor! poor! Mexico so far away from God and so close to California ".

Mexican Love Bat 

A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.
That guy just stole my pot, let's show him the Mexican Love Bat.

Mexican love puff 

When you cum so hard that you fart.
"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."
Mexican love puff by chubnubby March 18, 2014

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.
While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

mexican lover 

Mexican lover-meaning a white girl who dates nothing but Mexicans
Well Tara seems to have found herself another vato...god she's such a Mexican lover

Mexican Lovefest 

When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.
Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"
Mexican Lovefest by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008