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Mexican Monkey Fist 

When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.
Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?

Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
Mexican Monkey Fist by AmmrJammr February 17, 2018

Mexican speed monkey 

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey
Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

mexican sock monkey

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

Mexican Money 

$2000 a week. Derived from Roman numeral MM.
Burbo: Dude, that new mexican they hired is making Mexican money. And all he does is wash dem dishes.
Bingo: For real!! I wish I had Mexican skills like that. Slave pay sucks. We should become Mexican.