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Metro hick 

A metro-hick is guy who is a metro sexual but is from the country as opposed to the city. Educated and hard working, although may have a city job and contrary to a metro-sexual he is very masculine-grew up playing hockey, football etc. He takes great care in grooming himself and shopping for clothes, ironing them. He is good looking, country-style-'stylish', country-style-'fashionable', country-style-'trendy', country-style-'cultured', etc. Going to great lengths to ensure his Tommy H shirts and jeans fit properly to hang out with his buddies at the local watering hole, drinking pints and playing poker. While he can bunk (hanging onto a car bumper on icy roads with four of his closest buddies as their ride home) on country back roads with the best of them, he will offer to be the driver as to not wreck his new perfectly polished leather zippered boots. Honest and loyal to his special lady.
honey, you are just going to hang out in his garage to drink beer-who cares which shirt looks better? Stop being a Metro hick. Yes, sigh, your hair has enough product
Metro hick by Pee Pee Photography December 20, 2010
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Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.
Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?

Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.
Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?

Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.
Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?

metro-hicksual

a spin-off of the metro-sexual male who dresses nice but isn't gay. A metro-hicksual is a redneck country male who reads GQ and dresses with the latest trends to the best of his ability despite his country roots.
Damn, Billy! I didn't know you could dress up like that...you're a real metro-hicksual round these parts

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026