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a spin-off of the metro-sexual male who dresses nice but isn't gay. A metro-hicksual is a redneck country male who reads GQ and dresses with the latest trends to the best of his ability despite his country roots.
Damn, Billy! I didn't know you could dress up like're a real metro-hicksual round these parts
by Fritz Briargrove May 17, 2011
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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